Hi! my name is Anubis.
I weigh the souls to find out which DIMENSION they are eligible for. Ever since the UNILLUMINATI-DRAKO-GREYS discovered the secrets of MONOATOMIC GOLD, my job has become really difficult.
However, thanks to the help of the INTER-GALACTIC FEDERATION, we now have access to new weighing technology. These new SCALES of JUSTICE can also detect the presence of any MONOATOMIC ELEMENTS in the system, and make adjustments accordingly. That way we can be sure that JUSTICE is always SERVED.
Do you want to have your SOUL WEIGHED. Just so I can test out the NEW TECH.
Weighing the soul
Perfect!
You are Good as Gold, and on for the Heavenly Dimension for sure!
Not so Bad
A bit of work and you might make it into Heaven
About average.
More than likely you are destined for the New Earth. But if you want to up your game now is your chance. Report to the job center and see if you can up your Karma. Still time to make it into Heaven...
Could be better
You might be on for the Hell Realm if you don't smarten up your act. Never mind you still have time. Report to the job center and see if you can up your karma
Right, I might have some bad news
Looks like you are weighing in like a lead balloon. If I were you I would strongly advise you enroll on our Lizard Brain Salvation Program. (LBS) you can find the department in the Add-minitration, in the bottom of the clock tower, right next to the chapel.
Well, well, well…
A visitor… We don’t get many Demons who can actually read around here…
I take it you are interested in viewing the Akashic Records for some reason?
