We are going to arrange a person meeting between you and the Dark Lord. For this service we charge £1,000,000, to cover all expenses, and then you can nominate a location anywhere on the face of the Earth, (North and South Poles Excluded)

OK, so let’s begin

Fill out your details on the form to begin your submission.

We will need you to transfer £1,000,000 to an account, the details of which you will receive shortly after your submission, prior to the meeting. Upon receiving the confirmation of the transfer of funds, we will arrange for a date and location. We will consider your wishes but cannot guarantee the location will be in the place of your choosing.

All Clear?