Post has published by The Dark Lord August 4, 2018 August 4, 2018 EXIT Demonic News The Latest Headlines Today Soundgarden plays thier profectic anthum ‘Black Hole’ Sun, reaching number 5 in the demon charts. News Highlights Great Put You Fucking Guns Down Videos of All Time Have you come to submit your video? How can I help you?Welcome to Production! We are currently accepting submissions for the ‘Put your Fucking Guns Down’ Campaign. Have you recorded your Video and Uploaded it to Youtube or Vimeo? Yes! I got it."Great! If you have your URL we can add it to the show..."No, I'm still working on it.OK. Well come back once your have recorded and uploaded you video. If you lost your instructions then feel free to take another copy from the deskWhat Video?"You must be NEW HERE. My colleague has a full presentation that will bring you up to speed." Just fill out the FORM and I'll pass it over to the editors for inclusion in the show! Ready to END WAR on Planet Earth? Name* Enter your Name Video URL* Youtube or Vimeo Message (optional) Enter a brief message "I am not a Robot or Grey!" Click to confirm you are Human Ready to End War? Submit Video Click to Submit Video Welcome to the Production Information Center! Hi! I’m in charge of promotion for the Dark Lord’s ‘Put Your Fucking Gun’s Down‘ Campaign Soon we are going to END WAR on planet Earth, and we are giving everybody, regardless of thier dimension, the chance to VOTE FOR PEACE. I have a promotional video, and some instructional hand outs that have all the details. Can I watch the Video?"Sure! Let me set it up for you..."Do you have something to read?"Yes! I have this hand out..."Thanks, but I'll come back later..."OK. Have a great day..." Sumbission guidlines 1PrepareCollect ResoursesBefore you begin the Spell, it is important to gather the correct equipment and help. You will need: A video recording device Phone’s, video cameras, or even a webcam will do! A Toy Gun. If you can’t afford a gun, then make one. Help from a friend (optional) Then you can have more freedom to act in the (divine) play! TIP: I made a gun out of a cirarette box and lollypop sick, when I was surrounded by a bunch of Grey’s. They didn’t last long… 2RecordAct the partThe video only needs to last a few seconds, and there is only one line to learn!…Rehearse if needed. Each video shold follow this simple format: Hold up the Gun and point it at the recording device. Say, “Put your fu[king Gun’s Down” in whatever way you see fit. Fire off a few rounds to seal the magic spell. TIP: Be as expressive as you can. This is your big moment to suck it to the man and appear in the show! Remember the Angels are listening…. 3UploadTell the WorldWe can accept video uploads from Youtube and Vimeo. Remember to add a personal message to be displayed along with your video. Upload the video to your prefered internet service. Copy the ULR of the video found on the page where the video appears Paste the URL into the form below Add your name and message, and press submit TIP: When you press the SUBMIT VIDEO Button, please wait a few seconds whilst we varify your video post. As you can see we are very busy. If you have submitted your video, you can see if it is ready by using our computer to search the archive. If you haven't subbmitted your video then obviously you need to go to the PRODUCTION OFFICE. A giant Lizard sitting behind a computer seems to be slightly ridiculousAn ancient looking computer terminalVIEWRodneyI'd Rather Blow my own BRAINS OUT than fight another pointless WAR for the LIZARD BRAINS!on 25 February 2018VIEWHenryThese LIZARD fucking BRAINS, got no sense. And making no sense too.on 25 February 2018VIEWThe AvengerWhen the Pole Shift finally arrives, then it will be our turn to crush the GREYS, and all those who insist on helping them. Unless they come on side of course...on 25 February 2018VIEWSallyWe gonna be bringing the sky down on the LIZARD BRIANS. Can't launch the bombs when the lights go out!on 25 February 2018VIEWTheoSometimes those LIZARD BRAINS make me so angery, I think I might Explode!on 25 February 2018VIEWHelenWatch out LIZARD BRAINS cos you never know what surprises the DARK LORD has up his sleeve for you...on 25 February 2018Don’tmind the Boss. Her bark is worse than her bite. I have a brand new machine that provides a grid interface to browse through the archive. Do you wanna see? That would be great...Go for it.