Welcome to Tartarus Postal Services.
I can tell you are new around here. You will need a magic portal spell in order to make use of our services. Then you will be able to quickly teleport around Tartarus. Until then you will have to use slow mail.
You could try and contact the Dark Lord via his personal messenger, sat over there. Although don’t hold your breath. He hardly ever leaves that rock to do any real work.
“I’m the Dark Lord’s Personal Messenger.
Its very rare to find a Goblin with a set of wings like me. That’s the main reason I became a postman.
If you want to write to the Dark Lord then I can deliver the message. Although, don’t hold your breath. He hardly ever opens any mail unless its marked IMPORTANT.
