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Welcome to the Auditorium

The Centre for Demon Entertainment and News Broadcasts

Find out about the New Golden Age, and the Dark Lords PLAN for a New World Order.


Apparently you can earn KARMA COINS just by reading the Dark Lord’s announcements whilst logged in.

The Dark Lord has got some BIG PLANS for the Final Day…


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Welcome to Production!

We are currently accepting submissions for the ‘Put your Fucking Guns Down’ Campaign.

Have you recorded your Video and Uploaded it to Youtube or Vimeo?

Yes! I got it.
"Great! If you have your URL we can add it to the show..."
No, I'm still working on it.
OK. Well come back once your have recorded and uploaded you video. If you lost your instructions then feel free to take another copy from the desk
What Video?
"You must be NEW HERE. My colleague has a full presentation that will bring you up to speed."

Just fill out the FORM and I'll pass it over to the editors for inclusion in the show!


Ready to END WAR on Planet Earth?

    Enter your Name

    Youtube or Vimeo

    Enter a brief message

    Click to confirm you are Human

    Click to Submit Video


    Welcome to the Production Information Center!

    Hi! I’m in charge of promotion for the Dark Lord’s

    Put Your Fucking Gun’s Down Campaign

    Soon we are going to END WAR on planet Earth, and we are giving everybody, regardless of thier dimension, the chance to VOTE FOR PEACE.

    I have a promotional video, and some instructional hand outs that have all the details.

    Can I watch the Video?
    "Sure! Let me set it up for you..."
    Do you have something to read?
    "Yes! I have this hand out..."
    Thanks, but I'll come back later...
    "OK. Have a great day..."

    Introducing the ‘Put your Fucking Guns Down’ Campaign

    Presented by the DARK LORD

    Sumbission guidlines




    Collect Resourses

    Before you begin the Spell, it is important to gather the correct equipment and help. You will need:

    A video recording device

    Phone’s, video cameras, or even a webcam will do!

    A Toy Gun.

    If you can’t afford a gun, then make one.

    Help from a friend (optional)

    Then you can have more freedom to act in the (divine) play!

    TIP: I made a gun out of a cirarette box and lollypop sick, when I was surrounded by a bunch of Grey’s. They didn’t last long…


    Act the part

    The video only needs to last a few seconds, and there is only one line to learn!…Rehearse if needed. Each video should follow this simple format:

    Hold up the Gun

    and point it at the recording device.

    Say, “Put your fu[king Gun’s Down”

    in whatever way you see fit.

    Fire off a few rounds

    to seal the magic spell.

    TIP: Be as expressive as you can. This is your big moment to suck it to the man and appear in the show! Remember the Angels are listening….


    Tell the World

    We can accept video uploads from Youtube and Vimeo. Remember to add a personal message to be displayed along with your video.

    Upload the video

    to your prefered internet service.

    Copy the ULR of the video

    found on the page where the video appears

    Paste the URL into the form below

    Add your name and message, and press submit

    TIP: When you press the SUBMIT VIDEO Button, please wait a few seconds whilst we varify your video post.

    As you can see we are very busy. If you have submitted your video, you can see if it is ready by using our computer to search the archive.

    If you haven't subbmitted your video then obviously you need to go to the PRODUCTION OFFICE.

    A giant Lizard sitting behind a computer seems to be slightly ridiculous

    An ancient looking computer terminal
    The Auditorium

    Don’tmind the Boss. Her bark is worse than her bite.

    I have a brand new machine that provides a grid interface to browse through the archive.

    Do you wanna see?

    I tried that but I still can't find my video...
    OK. Well you had better speak to the Boss...


    Welcome to the ’Put Your Fucking Guns Down’ Campaign Submissions Archive.
    I'd Rather Blow my own BRAINS OUT than fight another pointless WAR for the LIZARD BRAINS!
    These LIZARD fucking BRAINS, got no sense. And making no sense too.
    When the Pole Shift finally arrives, then it will be our turn to crush the GREYS, and all those who insist on helping them. Unless they come on side of course...
    We gonna be bringing the sky down on the LIZARD BRIANS. Can't launch the bombs when the lights go out!
    Sometimes those LIZARD BRAINS make me so angery, I think I might Explode!
    Watch out LIZARD BRAINS cos you never know what surprises the DARK LORD has up his sleeve for you...

    “So you still can’t find your video?

    OK. Then fill out this form. When I have time I’ll look into it.

    And I had better not find it strait away…”

    Right. I'll come back with the details
    You don't even remember the video name? Well, run along and come back when you are more prepared.