Public Notice
We have been having a Whale of a time. After going down to my local election polling booth, I managed to play a few songs 1 outside the building and another right inside the building. It happened to be held at my old school, so that brought back a few more memories.
Prior to that I thought it was my old high school, so I had gone over there, on my way out I bumped into 3 seventeen year old girls, and one tried to sell me some quality green. I explained I have literally no money and instead shared my last spliff with the girls.
One of them had a boy friend and another had no boyfriend. The third I don’t know about. Lucky for me she seemed like she might be interested in a date. I gave her my email. Let’s see what she wants to do.
I went to the polling booth and despite my bet efforts they could not give me my vote. Now, The BBC had mentioned that because of the failures in the governments electronic registration technology, used on the internet they would provide support for people who did not get there vote. However, when I arrived this was not the case. Never-mind.
Luckily this weekend we continued the election party hosted by the pixies and other Elementals. Here one pixie gave me some party drugs that was fortunately wrapped up in a voting slip. A necked the drugs and keep the vote. Best vote anyone’s ever got in the history of voting in my view.
I have since found out the 50% of people have failed to vote. Being the Black Party, (and we no the black holes suck up all waste), we can now lay claim to these unused votes through the process of salvage. Being too late to utilize them we now claim those votes in our favor. Add this to the extra one vote I have obtained and that gives us 51% + 1.
So I guess we win. Thank God.
Anyone got any complains?
I didn’t thing so. Good
Our election process will therefore be terminating as promised on the 11th May 2015. See out party political broadcast below.
Thank you for your no-votes and for the Plus 1 that has made all the difference. We are so glad you have agreed to let me be you leader. I can see that the only way is up from here.
Enjoy the rest of the show.
Small Print.
If you have a counter claim please send it in to us before 11pm 11th May 2015 to [email protected] and we will ensure you suffer greatly for your deviation.
I am so glad that is clear.
Godbye for now my sweeties.
Vladd
PS: thanks to the pixies and also that amazing girl who paints funtastic sacred geometric pictures. She really made my morning. I hope I see her again.
hahaha
