Wecome to Medical. Center for Demonic Welfare.
We are currently testing our NEW Charkra Scanning technology. Have you had your energy levels tested recently?
Or are you unsure if you are possessed by a Demon. Maybe you are here for the psycho-metric evaluation?
Actually DR, we are currently full for appointments for EVALUATION CLEARANCE.
Oh Really! In that case Nurse,
Take the DEMONS Contact and add it to the list.
NOTICE
By-pass the need for a medical by applying for a JOB. Applications can now be submitted in the ADD-MINISTRATION found in the CHAPEL!
Find out more about ‘The Game of Life’
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OK! Now the Procedure is Very Simple. Take off all your clothes including watches and any metal jewelry, and lay down on the couch.
Don't worry, we have hardly had any casualties since we began running these test..
The couch looks old, dirty, and full of bugs..