“Sorry, I found my way here by mistake
“No problem, just click the portal button below and go about your daily life, but REMEMBER, we’ll be watching you so you better not be working for the UNILLUMINATI-DRAKO-GREYS ”
OK, we have made defecting very simple, through our tiered program, which is based two things
1: SWEARING YOUR ALLEGIANCE
2: FINANCIAL ASSESSMENT
Follow the SIMPLE steps outlined below.
STEP 1: Swear your Allegiance
Download the CONTRACT for SALVATION and follow the simple steps to declare your allegiance to our cause.
Additional Options
If you want to UP YOUR GAME you could also do any of the the following:
A: pop over to MEDICAL for assessment and clearing. You can find it in the LAB, door on the left from the MAIN ENTRANCE. Ask reception in case you get lost. Once you have passed clearance you can part take in the GAME OF LIFE. That should help improve things
B: Head over to PRODUCTION in the AUDITORIUM and upload your VIDEO for the ‘PUT YOU FUCKING GUN’S DOWN CAMPAIGN.’
C: You could pop over to the JOB CENTER on the other side of the room and see if you can offer your services somehow.
STEP 2: ASSESSMENT OF FINANCE
The Next step is to assess how much money you have accumulated. Remember money is usury, so the more CASH you have the more responsibility and KARMIC RETRIBUTION for the mess on TIOMAT II (EARTH) is likely to be ascribed to your SOUL SEED. We operate a 4 tier system in order to classify defectors accordingly
What is your WORTH?
Well it looks like you are a nobody.
Just download the CONTACT FOR SALVATION and follow the instructions for step 1 above.
When the DARK LORD comes for you in the POLE SHIFT, remember to pay your respects, and then take your place in the DEMON RANKS.
OK you fall into a CLASS II category. Not good but it could be worse.
We advise that you do not enter the POLE SHIFT with more than £100,000 in CASH to be on the safe side, unless you have SPECIAL MEMBERSHIP PRIVILEGES. You can get these through admission to the DARK LORD’S SPECIAL CLUB.
We suggest going to the DRAGON and making Regular Donations of £1000 to £10,000 per WEEK, for at least ONE YEAR to try and lighten your LOAD.
Don’t worry. You can’t take the CASH with you, besides its all fake anyhow.
OK, you are a CLASS III.
You seem to have done OK for yourself, compared to many other DEMONS who are lost on TIOMAT II.
We suggest going to the DRAGON and MAKING Regular Donations of £100 to £1000 per MONTH, for at least ONE YEAR to try and lighten your LOAD.
Don’t worry. You can’t take the CASH with you, besides its all fake anyhow. Good Luck!
Additionally, we recommend you:
A: Give away your cash until you reach below the £100,000 mark, which will alleviate you from RESPONSIBILITY.
B: The DARK LORD is assembling the GREATEST LEADERS in a SPECIAL CLUB that you can afford to JOIN, that will ensure your place in the NEXT YUGA.
This is a SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY to ensure that your intelligence is not wasted.
You need to sign up as a PREMIUM MEMBER.
Being a millionaire or above puts you in a CLASS I category, which unfortunately is not a very good place to be.
This puts you in a POSITION of RESPONSIBILITY, meaning you are able to make a difference to this world. It also means you are DEEMED INTELLIGENT enough to know better. You need to reduce the CASH you are holding on to.
You need to visit the Dragon on a DAILY BASIS and offer your respects.
A donation of £1000-£10,000 is required. Perform this action without FAIL for ONE YEAR.
Click the portal link below to be taken to see him.
The DARK LORD is assembling the greatest leaders in a SPECIAL CLUB that you can afford to JOIN. This will ensure your place in the NEXT YUGA.
This is a SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY to ensure that your intelligence is not wasted.
You need to sign up as a PREMIUM MEMBER.
And just remember how lucky you are to have this opportunity for your future life, I am sure you agree…
Click the button to be taken to the Sign Up portal, and remember to read the PLAN before signing up, to make sure you are in compliance.
Good Luck…
However, if you are a TOP RANKING MEMBER of the UNILLUMINATI-DRAKO-GREY contingency, then the DARK LORD is requesting a PERSONAL VISITATION.
This is for your benefit, as you have been targeted for EXTINCTION. We CANNOT stress how important it is that you meet him in person.
REMEMBER he is going to be PAYING OFF your KARMIC DEBT which is no light feat. In fact, he is the ONLY BEING who is able to even attempt such a thing.
CLICK the PORTAL BELOW to be taken to his PERSONAL SECRETARY, for an interview.
WARNING
DO NOT CLICK THIS PORTAL UNLESS YOU ARE WHO YOU CLAIM TO BE – ILLEGITIMATE ACCESS COULD RESULT IN EXTRACTION AND EXTINCTION OF YOUR SOUL SEED
WARNING