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I recently met a girl who was having a problem with a few Greys. So I gave her a few tips on how to deal with them.

Firstly, Greys are technological beings, but they lack imagination, which all you humans have been blessed with. So whilst they are intelligent, they are not very magical.

Imagination has always played a prominent role in the magical arts, and once you get the hang of it, then all you humans will find it quite easy to get the better of the Greys.

Don’t try and beat them in the physical, use your mind and spiritual power instead.

To that end let me give you a magical technique that can defeat a whole army of Greys, should you ever need to use it. Let me take you through the steps.

  1. REMEMBER – Remember you are a human, and as such your imagination is the most powerful force, beyond what you know. Therefore nothing can beat you when it comes to being the master of imagination.
  2. LAUGH – The power of a laugh is insurmountable. Practice your evil laugh, and connect it to a divine power, like Hanuman, the Indian monkey god, or even Jesus, whoever you want that resonates with you. Become in your mind a god of unprecedented power.
  3. GESTURE – Movement is always key with performing any kind of magic. Wiggle your fingers as you laugh.
  4. EMOTION – summon up the emotional power from within you. Grey lack emotions and its power is far beyond their grasp.
  5. IMAGINE – Now that you have summoned up that emotion, imagine collecting it in a ball between your hands. This is a love bomb. Now throw it up in the air, and as it rises up imagining it exploding in a ring of blue light, that emanates out in all directions around you. Now imagine that light as it slices through and vaporises the whole host of grey before you.
  6. THANKS – Thank the Lord for giving you the power to defeat any inter-dimensional freakazoid.
  7. BREATH – Breath deep and exhale to discharge the energy. Appreciate yourself, for you have taken another step towards being Inter-galactic federation of light.

So just to recap –

REMEMBER – LAUGH – GESTURE –

EMOTION – IMAGINE – THANKS

and then BREATHE

There are variations on this technique, and once the basics are mastered, feel free to adapt it to your own version. You can always practice this, so next time you meet a Grey you can be well prepared.

Hasta la Vista, Baby!

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