“I’m the Dark Lord’s Personal Messenger.
Its very rare to find a Goblin with a set of wings like me. That’s the main reason I became a postman.
If you want to write to the Dark Lord then I can deliver the message. Although, don’t hold your breath. He hardly ever opens any mail unless its marked IMPORTANT.
“Welcome to Tartarus Postal Services.
We are closed today, but you could try and contact the Dark Lord via his personal messenger.
Although don’t hold you breath, he hardly ever leaves that rock to do any real work.”