Wecome to Medical. Center for Demonic Welfare.
Are you unsure if you are possessed by a Demon.
Maybe you are here for the psycho-metric evaluation?
I'd Like to have my Chakras tested.
"Well you have only just completed that test.
I don't think much will have changed. Come back once you have engaged in some of the tips given to you by the COMMUTER. Or would you like to see your results again?"
I'm here for the Psycho-metric test
"So, I guess you want to sign up for Elite membership. We can tell you if YOU are possessed by the right kind of Demon.
Thanks, but I'm good for now...
"OK, see you around."
Actually DR, we are currently full for appointments for EVALUATION CLEARANCE.
Oh Really! In that case Nurse,
Take the DEMONS Contact and add it to the list.
NOTICE
By-pass the need fo a medical by applying for a JOB. Applications can now be submitted in the ADD-MINISTRATION found in the CHAPEL!